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Fifty Shades of BULLSHIT

I’m going to go on a little rant here. It will be brief, only because I don’t quite have the energy to get into it all right now.  But my mind is spinning.  I am completely flabbergasted that this so-called piece of “literature” has taken the world by storm, which is only further confirmation that the world is full of simpleminded idiots.  Unfortunately, I feel like the biggest idiot of them all.  If I would have realized sooner how profitable it is to craft inanity, I would have written something similar when I was 13 years old. And not to toot my own horn, but I probably would have a done better job of it.  Although no one would be the wiser, because the people reading this book believe this crap is representative of the lifestyle/scene.  The last thing I’m going to say before I invest my time writing a full review (and yes I have read the book and will write a full review if it kills me, and it might) – is kudos to E.L. James, who has made a fortune by “shackling” an audience that has no idea it’s engaging in non-consensual shit-eating.  Or maybe it does.  Brown is a delicacy, after-all.


Let it be known: I harbor no ill-will towards the author as a human being.  I don’t know her personally to make any judgment on her character.  I judge only the “phenomenon” that is, in reality, completely senseless to me. Yes, you can disagree.  But if you do, please do so privately in this case, as I might otherwise lose all respect for you.

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